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* Various Quotes

"The fans really just enjoy not being played as a public, and know that if they're going to go to an in-store, maybe you're gonna stay longer than a half an hour. And I didn't realize that's what the industry wasn’t; I thought the industry was that... And you know, from what I hear, the way that I treat my fans is not typical"

"I wear glasses, I have a scar, I sing loud and I'm blonde! I'm sorry!"

"I heard I'm a man - It's not true people! My mum's here, she’ll tell ya!"

"Once someone asked me three words to describe me and I said, "Loud, Louder, Loudest!"

"I laugh all the time, often without realising I'm doing it"

"Frick it contacts, Glasses we're down"

"In a holistic, beautiful, tranquil environment - put it together, I was a nightmare." - Talking about her getting fired from a facial salon

"But you never know baby, if I get chunky - It might be funky" - VH1 Workout video

"I'm not a big singer and a small talker. I'm the whole package"

"Ok, oh my god, ding, dingdingding"

"I'm kinda proud of being different - this is cool"

"That's a hydrant, look, your supposed to pee right there. Pee. (Looks disappointed) It's not effective" - Talking to Freak (her Dog), VH1 Celebrity Pets

"Was that a bowel movement? 'Cuz you sounded like shit" -   French and Saunders

"I miss my dog! Oh my god, I can't bring him to London. You guys gotta talk to the Queen for me, this is killing me that I can't bring this gorgeous human being - 'cuz he's a human being ok? Don't even try to prove me wrong, 'cuz I'll fight you" - Pop Diaries

"He kinda almost gets as much fanmail as me, I’m so serious when I say that, he just recently got the most awesome quilt. That was... (Girl in the audience starts to look exited and clap) was that you guys? NO! Ok, hold on (goes and hugs the girl and friends who did it)" - Talking about Freak (at the start), Pop Diaries

* Funny Quotes

"Frick it contacts, Glasses we're down"

"The last time I was in London, I had to go and have my kitty cat waxed, if you get my drift. So I wandered into this salon and a Chinese girl told me to take everything off and get on the couch. So I'm naked and in the child bearing position and she's down there about two inches from my kitty cat when suddenly her eyes peek up over the top of it and she says 'You know what? You kinda look like the "Not that kinda girl" woman'. I nearly fell off the couch! I mean, exactly what part of me down there reminded her I was a singer?"  

"I once used a hammer on my sister’s baby doll head"

"I speak French, so I thought I'd say J'adore Bèziers! It seems I pronounced it wrongly and told the crowd, J'adore baiser! It means 'I live to fuck'. It wasn't my cleverest move on a live TV show"

"Whoever created Doritos, I could marry you! Maybe..."

* Show Quotes

"Oh look, what a pretty sunset! (Everyone turned to look so then she added) No, no, no, what a stupid thing to say! Look at meeee!" - At the Encore Tour (her 2nd to last concert)

"You almost feel like you don't know how to be sexy anymore? Your kinda like (pulls funny face) ok, God, I'm so embarrassed" - Encore Tour

"And for the next song I want you to sing with your holes.... oh (laughs) I didn't mean it like that!" -   Live At Last (21st at Wembly)

* Cancer Quotes

"I'm not going to fall! I'm not falling any time soon! And if I do, you better believe I’m gonna go down fighting"

"I have no intention of letting this news get me down. I'm a fighter by nature and nothing will ever change that" - After being diagnosed with Breast Cancer

"It's not about winning, it's about fighting"

"I don't sing with my boobs ya know"

"Kick this cancer in the big butt hole"

"At the end of the day, you know, 'Life must go on'"

"I'm a fighter by nature and nothing will ever change that"

* MTV Diary Quotes

"MTV Wazzup! Come on in, come on in, come on in"

"I'm a klutz ok? I will fall because... air is there"

"Like right now, it's shilling, shilla-ling-ling-gling-gling" - Commenting on her jewellery

"I'm taller! I'm so exited! I'm only taller than people who are like, five!"

"They don't want me to swing my chair (swings on chair) but it's just hard for me not to swing my chair. So anyway, as I was saying.... (Swinging round and round on chair)"

* Interview Quotes

"Not everyone wants to wear Leopard ya know, I may find it fascinating but they'd be like "ok I’m not an animal, slow it down a thousand, how about a solid colour girlfriend" -   Talking about her clothing line and how it's hard to design for other people and not just for her as she usually does

"I had a great grandfather who was always there for us. He was strong and charming. Because of him I learned that there are also nice guys in the world"

"I have a lot of respect for her. If my mother dies, my world will break down. She taught me about life, no matter what"

"Helping one person is better than none"

* Making Of's Quotes

"I can't bend over, my pants are too tight.... I’m loosin' oxygen" - Making of Sick & Tired

"I didn't know the food was already paid for on the video budget, so I go up with my purse and ask for a hamburger and she told me they were free so I was like 'ok, I’ll have 2!'" - Making of One Day In Your Life

"Look at them all, working like busy bee's over there. Bzzzzzz" - Making of Sick & Tired

"I'm a dumb spirit" - Making of You'll Never Be Alone

"Hey! I was taping my tongue to my pants, if you know what that means, your really smart" - Making of One Day In Your Life